Thursday, November 06, 2008

Driving the bus to Hell

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)Extreme
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Very High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Extreme
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Extreme
Level 7 (Violent)Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Very High

Take the Dante's Divine Comedy Inferno Test

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Who needs Sea World?


dolphin-1
Originally uploaded by rogotron
I just came back from a great vacation in florida. While on a boat cruise by Le Barge (located at Marina Jacks) in Sarasota bay, a local bottlenose dolphin decided to put on a bit of a show. I was able to snap off a few photos of this event. And a friend of mine got it on video. If you listen carefully you can hear the captain of the boat being all excited. He had never seen anything like this.

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Package for whomever (or Finders Keepers)

So last week I sent a package out to my nephew for a late birthday present (ya I know I'm a bad Uncle but that's a different post). I sent the package out via FedEx through work because it would get there quickly, or so I thought. I shipped the package out on Monday and on Wednesday it said it was released at the residence (meaning the left it on the porch) Well that is issue one, because on a FedEx Waybill there is a section that says if you wish this package to be left without a signature sign here. I didn't sign this area! A few days go by and I haven't heard from my brother or sister-in-law. So I call and leave a message asking if they had received the package. They call me back and say no they haven't.

The following Monday I email FedEx to find out what happened. I get an answer on Tuesday, turns out the package was delivered to number 258 instead of 241. It was left on the porch. If FedEx had just left a package pick up notice like they were suppose to then the neighbours wouldn't have gotten the package.

The package arrived last Wednesday, that means for 6 days these people have had this package. Why they didn't walk the 1/2 block to give it to my nephew I don't know. Maybe this person isn't capable of leaving the house. Then why didn't they call FedEx and let them know of the mistake? Some people just suck I guess. But wait what if they didn't look at the address on the box. Well the personalized note on the inside might have tipped em off that it wasn't for them.

So kudos to finding out where they screwed up. I get a phone call saying they've found the package have talked to the people and are going to pick it up and deliver it to the right house and get this "if no one is home to receive the package they will release it". Ummm hell no you won't. As they have already screwed up and "mis-delivered" as they call it, and the fact that they weren't suppose to leave it in the first place there is no way I'm letting them away with it again.

I call customer service, I explain to the woman who answers the phone, what's going on and give her the tracking number. She puts me on hold and says she is going to talk to the person who is handling my case, why she didn't just transfer me I don't know. So she tells me it's been found and will be delivered and will be released. I say it's not suppose to be released I didn't authorize it's release. She then asks me if I'm going to be home, I say I'm the shipper and I didn't approve release. She then tells me it's up to the driver to release it because it doesn't have a declared value. Strike two! Yes it does have a declared value and no it's not up to the driver it's up to me as the shipper. I then ask her what the purpose of the release section on the way bill is for? At this point the woman is starting to get angry at me. She then tells me if no one is home they will have to go to the depot and pick up the package. (Well duuuuh) I just respond "I know, that is what I want!". She says "Fine, I will call and tell them not to release it." I said thank you.

She just hung up.

Thursday, March 27, 2008

Giant wall art

While surfing the web I came across this interesting program. http://homokaasu.org/rasterbator/
The program allows you to take an image and format it to be printed on many pieces of paper to create wall sized art.
How cool is that?

The gallery page needs a bit of work, it's hard to see the images people have done, but you get the idea.
http://homokaasu.org/rasterbator/gallery.gas

So I'm going to cover a wall with the following image just in case some pesky coyote starts chasing me then I can run down the tunnel to escape but if he tries, he will either run into the wall or get nailed by a train.



Of course I'll have to print it at work when no one is looking.

JPG magazine is holding a contest for the coolest rasterbator photo. Rules state you must have taken the original photo that you rasterbate. Check it out http://www.jpgmag.com/themes/19

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

What's in a name?

I use squirrelsoup as my online moniker for almost everything I do. Often people ask me "squirrelsoup? where the hell did you come up with that?". So I am now going to explain where squirrelsoup came from. Many years ago when my great grandmother was living in Poland during the second World War, there was often a shortage on food, especially meat. So people had to make due with what they had around them. One thing my grandmothers family would have was, yes you guessed it squirrel soup. My Grandmother brought this recipe over with her from Poland, but here the squirrel was replaced with salted pork. Below you can find the original recipe.


2 Cut up squirrels
¼ cup Chopped onion
3 tablespoon Margarine
½ cup Diced celery
½ cup Diced potatoes
1 teaspoon Salt
½ cup Sliced carrots
⅛ teaspoon Pepper
3 tablespoon Flour
3 cup Water
¼ cup Water

Brown the pieces in the bottom of a pan with margarine. Then cover with 3 cups water. Season only with salt and pepper so as to maintain the distinctive natural flavor. Simmer 1 hour. Add onion, celery and carrots.

Thicken with a smooth paste of flour and 1/4 cup water. Cook an additional 15 minutes.

If you believe this story then I have a bridge to sell you. I just thought of the name one day and it made me laugh.

It's a start

Ya I know this place is a mess but I'm re-decorating. So for my first post I'm just going to start with a funny video. This is Brendan Shanahan making fun of the Ottawa Senator's players who always do interviews on exercise bikes.